The Lock Mess Monster


Born 88' , Im a cook , a mother, a wife. For peace and peace of mind. Life is about slowing down to see the simple stuff , not how fast you can climb the ladder of life.

My family and I.  My face  

Ask me anything
I cant freaking even!  #monarchpalette

I cant freaking even! #monarchpalette

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Omg im so excited ! #katvond #katvondchrysalis #chrysalispalette  #monarchpalette  #katvondmonarch #cosmetics  omg so dreamy and buttery …by far the nicest pallettes I own.

Omg im so excited ! #katvond #katvondchrysalis #chrysalispalette #monarchpalette #katvondmonarch #cosmetics omg so dreamy and buttery …by far the nicest pallettes I own.

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This #Coastalscents creative me 1# pallette  is the cheaper alternative to the Urban Decay electric pallette.  This also has two yellows which the Urban Decay does not , it is one of the most complained about things next to the 4 None FDA approved colors. This  doesnt stain either…  For the price its worth it to give it a try. If anything it will be extra shades to blend with your UD electric.  #urbandecayelectricpallet #makeup #cosmetics #creativeme1pallette

This #Coastalscents creative me 1# pallette is the cheaper alternative to the Urban Decay electric pallette. This also has two yellows which the Urban Decay does not , it is one of the most complained about things next to the 4 None FDA approved colors. This doesnt stain either… For the price its worth it to give it a try. If anything it will be extra shades to blend with your UD electric. #urbandecayelectricpallet #makeup #cosmetics #creativeme1pallette

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My new favorite brush at the momment is this new #elfCosmetics concealer brush. ..They lable it as a concealer brush but I use it as a big fluffy blending brush. Sonia Kashuk has a “round dome blending brush” the same size and shape for about $13.00 , I paid $3.00 for the elf. Its even softer and feels better on the eye (I opened and tested both brushes , shhhhhh dont tell..) It’s the perfect size and it feels nice in your hand. If you’re near a Target I highly recommend buying this brush. Its a nice add on to your collection of brushes. #makeup #cosmetics #makeupbrush #makeupbrushes #elfmakeup #blendingbrush

My new favorite brush at the momment is this new #elfCosmetics concealer brush. ..They lable it as a concealer brush but I use it as a big fluffy blending brush. Sonia Kashuk has a “round dome blending brush” the same size and shape for about $13.00 , I paid $3.00 for the elf. Its even softer and feels better on the eye (I opened and tested both brushes , shhhhhh dont tell..) It’s the perfect size and it feels nice in your hand. If you’re near a Target I highly recommend buying this brush. Its a nice add on to your collection of brushes. #makeup #cosmetics #makeupbrush #makeupbrushes #elfmakeup #blendingbrush

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largelabiaproject:

The Clitoris
Did you know that the visible part of the clitoris, the “head” which is actually called the glans, is essentially just the tip of the iceberg?
The clitoris is a much larger organ than most people think. The glans is connected to the body or shaft of the internal clitoris, which is made up of two “corpora cavernosa”. When erect, the corpora cavernosa surround and envelop the vagina on either side, as if they were arms wrapping around it giving it a big hug!
The “corpus cavernosum” also extends further inside the body, dividing again to form the two “crura”. These two legs extend up to 9cm, pointing toward the thighs when at rest, and stretching back toward the spine when erect. To picture them at rest, imagine the “crura” as a wishbone, coming together at the body of the clitoris where they attach to the pubic bone.
Near each of the “crura” on either side of the vaginal opening are the “clitoral vestibules”. These are internally under the labia majora. When you’re horny they become filled (engorged) with blood they actually cuff the vaginal opening causing the vulva to expand outward. Get these babies excited, and you’ve got a tighter-feeling vaginal opening to play with!
Pretty cool huh :)
If you thought that “glans” sounded familiar, it’s because it’s also the name of the head of the penis. When we were all just a foetus in the womb, everybody started out as female. It takes a Y chromosome and a special hormone called “Muellerian Inhibition Substance” to kick in to turn females into males (with sensitivity to any trans, intersex or genderqueer folk out there). What always starts out as a clitoris in a female only becomes a male penis thanks to this chemical change.
So unlike many people in bed, at a biological level the clitoris always comes first ;)

largelabiaproject:

The Clitoris

Did you know that the visible part of the clitoris, the “head” which is actually called the glans, is essentially just the tip of the iceberg?

The clitoris is a much larger organ than most people think. The glans is connected to the body or shaft of the internal clitoris, which is made up of two “corpora cavernosa”. When erect, the corpora cavernosa surround and envelop the vagina on either side, as if they were arms wrapping around it giving it a big hug!

The “corpus cavernosum” also extends further inside the body, dividing again to form the two “crura”. These two legs extend up to 9cm, pointing toward the thighs when at rest, and stretching back toward the spine when erect. To picture them at rest, imagine the “crura” as a wishbone, coming together at the body of the clitoris where they attach to the pubic bone.

Near each of the “crura” on either side of the vaginal opening are the “clitoral vestibules”. These are internally under the labia majora. When you’re horny they become filled (engorged) with blood they actually cuff the vaginal opening causing the vulva to expand outward. Get these babies excited, and you’ve got a tighter-feeling vaginal opening to play with!

Pretty cool huh :)

If you thought that “glans” sounded familiar, it’s because it’s also the name of the head of the penis. When we were all just a foetus in the womb, everybody started out as female. It takes a Y chromosome and a special hormone called “Muellerian Inhibition Substance” to kick in to turn females into males (with sensitivity to any trans, intersex or genderqueer folk out there). What always starts out as a clitoris in a female only becomes a male penis thanks to this chemical change.

So unlike many people in bed, at a biological level the clitoris always comes first ;)

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

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I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

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kinky-cam-doll:


Will never not be the best reaction gif use

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

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Whats next on my wish list… #urbandecayelectricpallet #electricpalette  #urbandecayelectric #urbandecay

Whats next on my wish list… #urbandecayelectricpallet #electricpalette #urbandecayelectric #urbandecay

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Im am so in love with this makeup palette #katvond ‘s #ladybird …. I just ordered the #katvondmonarch and the #katvondchrysalis I cant wait! I hear the are superior in her line thus far. Eeek!

Im am so in love with this makeup palette #katvond ‘s #ladybird …. I just ordered the #katvondmonarch and the #katvondchrysalis I cant wait! I hear the are superior in her line thus far. Eeek!

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#meh #katvondladybird #ladybird

#meh #katvondladybird #ladybird

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#chemtrails  from my window. Just another day. #doyouknowwhatyourebreathingin?

#chemtrails from my window. Just another day. #doyouknowwhatyourebreathingin?

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thesanityclause:

As if we needed reminding.

thesanityclause:

As if we needed reminding.

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break-this-frozen-heart:

princessmeldrops:

So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
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i laughed way too hard jesus christ

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#breakfast

#breakfast

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